Message 97 of 5144

Bullshit! Calling all bullshit!

I'd like to invite you all to express what thing you find to be the most absurd in your surroundings today... to tell us what issue would receive your Bullshit Prize at the moment??
Veggiebubble's profile
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To paraphrase:

...And on the eighth day, God created bullshit, and there was bullshit.

...All the world's bullshit, and all the men and women merely shitbirds.

...To be or not to be. That is bullshit! You either are, or you are not a bullshitter.

...We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has been accomplished without bullshit.

Feel free to add your own.
xradioguyfrank's profile

17 days ago
Well Veggie I have been hanging with my freinds among the world socialists. No bullshit
umac's profile

17 days ago
You've been hanging out with liberals again have you?
TwoSpirits's profile

17 days ago
UMAC, NO bullshit??? Well, it's really good to see your face. And that is REALLY no bullshit. Do you care to tell us where you've been?
Veggiebubble's profile

17 days ago
X, I really like your prose. You're right about that bullshit.
Veggiebubble's profile

17 days ago
Okay, this is bullshit.

I get the smile on my face phone call, throw on clothes hoping to run somewhere somewhere else and throw them off again. Or not, as the case may be. The face to face is what is important.

Other phone rings as I'm fixing go cup of coffee. Someone who owes me fairly major money is coming to my town to hand me cash. En route right now.

It's bullshit when you have to turn down the chance for some quality time with your favorite person in the world for money. Rather like all those years of working your fingers to the bone for your employer and ignoring your family.
Lollykoko's profile

16 days ago
Yep, I'd say that's bullshit, Lolly.

Sorry.
TwoSpirits's profile

16 days ago
Lolly, that is bull shit.

Is bull shit two words or one word?
crestofwaves's profile

16 days ago
Lolly, collect the money and then go collect the face time. Money is important but so is face time with people close to us. I hope you get a chance to do both.
merlinsflame's profile

16 days ago
Bullshit is someone who is either completely in denial or a complete manipulative liar who leaves your house a grimy filthy mess and distresses your cat to the point that she develops a lump on her throat from all her crying.

BULLFUCKINGSHIT!
BoxerChick's profile

16 days ago
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